Job-seeker for hire.

Al Mamlakah al Arabiyah as Suudiyah:

or The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia

Pre-Islamic Period: By 1000 B.C., southern Arabia had evolved significantly as a result of steady contact with the outside world via the trade routes that spanned the region. Exports in frankincense and myrrh brought wealth and global connections to present-day Bahrain, Yemen, Oman, and southern Saudi Arabia.

While the Persians and Romans fought to control the Near East, Arab society benefited from the exchange of ideas that came with the camel caravans 

-thanks for the tip

 

México-Tenichtitlan

or Mexico  … is making Synthetic Diamonds from Tequila

Diamonds produced from tequila 

“The amazing discovery was made by physicists from the National Autonomous University of Mexico, and could have many industrial uses. There is one catch however – the synthetic diamond crystals are too small to be turned into jewellery.”

—-thats where I come in

and finally:

It has been a long term dream, ambition and life goal (for me) to marry Osama Bin Laden. Aside from the catch that my last name would be laden, as in heavy laden Phoebe Laden (awesomeness!) -and the possibility that we will make a clan of amazingly beautiful brown-eyed babies, with toned bodies and an all-year-round tan. Who, naturally, will be deeply spiritual and insanely motivational, and poetic,-  I have mainly wanted to marry Osama Bin Laden because he is the most powerful, most influential and most famous man on the face of the earth- as we know it.

Being his wife would give me the opportunity to…kick him to the sofa! Watch him at his most vulnerable, and very likely  call him baby. (“No baby; Our boys wont blow themselves—its practically impossible”-phoebe Laden; The Future.)

But most especially. and importantly; Phoebe M Laden would make JK Rowling curl shut on her Broomstick. Because, Boys and girls I and not Ms. Rowlings, god bless her,  would be the world’s most selling author. Most read. Most reviewed. Most HAVING A bloody JOB!

seeking for jobs. Don’t Hire me. I will contaminate your staff.

Ps.

God help me if I ever meet Obama’s speech writer! I will propose. For pleasure. For those sweet motivational nothings to be whispered into my left ear  ( i sleep on my right side)….Hope is not blind optimism indeed!

 God Bless Littlejars

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5 Comments Add yours

  1. The Emrys says:

    is this an application of some sort

  2. petesmama says:

    Hmmm too. Good luck being heavy laden.

  3. phoebe says:

    @Emry’s: yes it is an application of some sort. I will need a job soon.

    And as you can see, am either settling for Mr. Laden -(thanks momPete for the pat on the back-more like abandonment)- or a life of lyrical pleasure with The Person Who Writes Obama’s (U.S.P.E) speaches….

    Although, i am flirting with the idea of coming up with a Tequila diamonds’ jewerly line in mexico. Something to get all you stone-thirsty wearers floored!

    bottom line. I need a job. May 2009; Inshalla!

  4. Carlo says:

    Can you like suck on those tequila diamonds when you need a high and they dissolve like sweets? Cuz those would be the awesomest jewels ever!

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